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https://www.dropbox.com/s/6e7kbz4emihl0u2/Alchy_s.png?raw=1 Alchemy - what a wondrous delight. Eons of mysticism corked up in a neat bottle. Life, death, all in between and beyond. Ah, in theory at least. But the cosmos is a bit fickle. Every drop of life is filled with curiosity of something new. ...

Avalon was pretty dope. Praise Talos.

It's good to see things getting more active on the staff front. Though I don't take kindly to other super hero avatars 'round here.

A new disciple has been brought into the fold. The Club is pleased. Welcome mighty barbarian Breg Tam o uhhsomething ! He bested all the sacred holy trials with strength and bravery to be a worthy wielder of the Club. https://www.dropbox.com/s/dy2xmmq15tkxea1/Clubbering.jpg?raw=1 Praised be the Club...

The rumors are true; Endless riches and heroic deeds await! The Club of Vanquishing is now accepting new disciples to follow the way of the Club. After a short dormant period caused by a freak club-a-mole related accident, we are back in full force and in need of new blood. The Club doesn't discrim...

(Goddamn Dropbox, ya goofers.) Leanne: "Okay, try this one. This one's good: Knock knock." Minotaur: "Uh, who is there?" Leanne: "Ivan." Minotaur: "Ivan who?" Leanne "Ivan to suck your blood, ah ah ahaa." Minotaur: "Heh... I don't get it."...

Iski puuta olkahalla,
koivun pintaa kolautteli.
Puu myöden alta antoi,
säleheksi säpsähteli.
Asteli sisään tornihin,
omakseen ajattelevi.

"What's with the fake beard?"
"It's a thing where I come from."

The minotaur was munching on a squirrel when he sensed commotion coming from the fairgrounds. He went closer to investigate while staying hidden the best he could. Yup, no surprise there; Leanne's voice was heard loudest over everyone else's; "Oh yeah? You have to catch me first you jelly-belly...

The two of them were walking on a forest road. Leanne was showing the minotaur something. "...and then we swoop in, grab the gold and make our heroic escape into the forest." Leanne explained with the help of animated hand gestures "Like bandits." The minotaur nodded and gave a t...

Let's be real here. None of the bugs matter because this game has the best donger physics in the history of donger physics, maybe ever.

"Why did you kick me?"
"Oh ehheh. I figured you would appreciate a straightforward approach."
"It hurt."
"Aaw, I'm sorry."