Favorite Quotes or Dialogue

[Kent Strider]

Oh come now, I'm sure he's in a better place. Oh who am I kidding, he's probably in hell!

I don't know I've been to hell before, the only real bad part is there was 2 oiled up german guys who tried to wrestle me.

Are you real?

[Glarundis]

the fuck?

[Vaux27]

Hell, from movies I could go on for days. I'll keep it simple with a funny quote I heard on a cartoon(yeah so what, wanna fight about it?) the other day.

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace."

[Kent Strider]

lol what cartoon is that from? my quote comes from DBZ Abridged lol

Ah found it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq2S4g9ZqYM

[Vaux27]

lol what cartoon is that from? my quote comes from DBZ Abridged lol

Ah found it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq2S4g9ZqYM

Hahaha yeah that's it, that show is weird as hell. I've caught some episodes and lol'd at that one the other day.

[Andoriel]

"if god was perfect with his design, humans wouldn't have entertainment device in middle of sewer system"

[Palma]

-If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

-For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

Old Man: Close your eyes. What do you hear?
Young Man: I hear the water, I hear the birds.
Old Man: Do you hear your own heartbeat?
Young Man: No.
Old Man: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
Young Man: [looking down and seeing the insect] Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
Old Man: Young man, how is it that you do not?

[Kerbal]

"Sit your five dollar ass down, before I make change."

[xHarlequinx]

-If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

-For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

Old Man: Close your eyes. What do you hear?
Young Man: I hear the water, I hear the birds.
Old Man: Do you hear your own heartbeat?
Young Man: No.
Old Man: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
Young Man: [looking down and seeing the insect] Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
Old Man: Young man, how is it that you do not?

My dad is kind of deaf and he got himself a hearing aid, but never uses it... 'cause he was like, "It's horrible having the hearing aid in, you hear like, the birds singing and all that crap".

[xHarlequinx]

Here's a quote for y'all. Awesome meter -> 9000 if you know what it's from.

"Jezz North is released tomorrow... Can we be sure that pervert mechanics haven't built him one of these?!"

**cut-away to crude exo-skeleton**

"Of course we can't, which is why your children could very soon be splattered by a roboplegic wrong-cock"