Britain's got a rat problem

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And the problem is - there aren't enough!

The Dungeon Rats are recruiting!

Why would I wan't to be a dirty rat you say?

Rats are known to be tenacious and clever. One rat may not be a threat but you can rest assured a swarm is!

What are we all about you ask?

We're hunters first and foremost - we seek to build a league of like-minded comrades to scour the dangerous dungeons of this land and dredge the treasures from their depths.

We accept any and all into our ranks - so long as you're not a thief or a murderer.

We rats generally keep to themselves but when disturbed we will not hesitate to defend ourselves or innocent citizens of Britain if necessary.

We train day and night and have already strengthened our numbers and bodies quite a bit.

A few days ago we bested Khaldun with the help of Mr. Niandor Windbane. (Thanks Niandor!) and that is just the beginning. We hope to soon be hunting the darkest depths of this land for treasure regularly soon!

If you're interested in adventure - crumple up a scroll with your name and throw it in a trash bin at the following location:

699574814

- Gilius, The Rat King